so I’m going to be posting slash fics soon but I need prompts anyone want to give me one? Please…..pretty please.
box office wouldn’t stand a chance.
if teen wolf was a heist movie » teen wolf/the italian job/with a dash of breaking bad crossover
THE BEACON HILLS JOB
“There are two kinds of heists: those where the guys get away with it, and those that leave witnesses.”
With DEREK HALE, thief since growing in his baby canines, who seeks for revenge for his mentor SHERIFF STILINSKI’S untimely demise and has unresolved tension with the sheriff’s son (because since when does a SHERIFF feel closer to a convict than his own flesh and blood?),
STILES STILINSKI, son of the SHERIFF, professional safecracker unbeknownst to his father (all those long hours in the police station taught STILES well), who also seeks revenge for his father’s death; he grudgingly joins forces with DEREK for the biggest heist of their careers and tries to ignore his wants and desires and definitely, definitely DEREK, because those things, those people can only get in the way of his true goal
JACKSON WHITTEMORE, newly appointed sheriff of Beacon Hills, is the former crook that went narc and eventually rookie blue; DEREK knows that JACKSON shot and killed the SHERIFF to get his job, and STILES knows that JACKSON is hiding a stash of money that they are planning to heist
SHERIFF STILINSKI, now dead in the grave, was trying to get DEREK HALE on the straight and narrow, and had no idea that his son had become a professional criminal himself; his death was at the hands of JACKSON
With SCOTT MCCALL also known as HANDSOME SCOTT as the team’s wheelman; he is notorious for staging the longest ever highway chase from New York to Los Angeles, and receiving hundreds of letters in jail from men and women who saw the chase on television
AND ISAAC LAHEY as the team’s computer technician; he is stupidly in love with HANDSOME SCOTT and just give him two minutes, he can turn off all the lights in the city of Beacon Hills
WITH ALLISON ARGENT as HANDSOME SCOTT’s old flame called in by JACKSON for back-up; let’s just say things are less than resolved between them
AND LYDIA MARTIN as JACKSON’S fiance who has no idea about his criminal past
FEATURING BOYD “LEFT EAR” as the teams explosives expert who is searching for his missing girlfriend ERICA REYES, who hasn’t been seen since the SHERIFF was murdered
I fucking love this fandom
“i didn’t ask for volunteers, put your hormonal hands down.”
Am I the only one who noticed the chick tentatively raising her hand in this scene? Like a baby les, fresh out of the closet and still trying to come to terms with the fact she’s allowed to crush on her school mates just like everyone else? ERICA/BABY LES 5EVA MAN!
Dean: Cas, cover your ears!
Castiel: Dean, what—why?
Tony: Hey there
Dean: Just do it!
Castiel: But Dean—
Tony: I’m Tony Stark
Castiel: Dean, I have the sudden urge to remove my clothing
Then Dean jumps into the Impala, Tony suits up and they have a competition to see who can blast ‘Back in Black’ the loudest.
the sound that just came out of my mouth was not human.
Why can’t you see me
… even when I’m right in front of you?
Oh my gooooooood….
And fem!Sam is like, “Jesus dude, you have girlier hair than I do.”
Caroline: how do you know you can trust him?
Stefan: because I think he loves her just as much as I do
Me: he loves her more dumbass!
so I’m catching up on the episodes of vampire diaries that I missed, and I literally had a happy seizure when delena became canon, then Caroline had to go and say that Elena is sired to Damon and that’s the only reason they got together. And I’m sooooo sick and tired of this shit these freaken writers always have to do this they finally give the fans something they want only to ruin it well I’m done! My feels can’t take this. And p.s. If Stefen’s so perfect caroline than why did he force Jeremy to become a hunter ruining his relationship with his sister, that plus all the other crap he did.
I keep reading these Delena’s posts and…and…
Because it’s obvious how much he loves her, and the fact that he not only loves for the woman she was but for the vampire she is becoming his love will. never. change no matter if she’s a blood thirsty vampire or a human, and stefan doesn’t understand her like damon does, and knowing that he would sacrifice his own happiness for her own even if it would mean she would hate him forever makes him the most selfless person ever!